Steven John Bond.

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British reporter in Dubai.
Into all the usual stuff.
Enough unction to function.

twitter.com/StevenJohnBond:

    How can you tell if someone’s a vegan? 

Wait 3 minutes and they’ll show you their tattoo. (at Jazz@Pizza Express)

    How can you tell if someone’s a vegan?

    Wait 3 minutes and they’ll show you their tattoo. (at Jazz@Pizza Express)

    — 1 day ago with 1 note
    "Remember that time I made all the wine appear? And then we made all the wine disappear. That was pretty wild." (at Secret Beach)

    "Remember that time I made all the wine appear? And then we made all the wine disappear. That was pretty wild." (at Secret Beach)

    — 2 days ago with 2 notes
    Best. Pillow. Ever.  (at Emirates Palace)

    Best. Pillow. Ever. (at Emirates Palace)

    — 5 days ago
    Hi, my name is Buby. I shared my iced tea with Steven. 

#instadog #chihuahua #littlepooch #mydubai #freshlygroundsounds  (at Dubai Garden Centre)

    Hi, my name is Buby. I shared my iced tea with Steven.

    #instadog #chihuahua #littlepooch #mydubai #freshlygroundsounds (at Dubai Garden Centre)

    — 1 week ago
    #littlepooch  #instadog  #mydubai  #chihuahua  #freshlygroundsounds 
    Hey big guy. (at Burj Views)

    Hey big guy. (at Burj Views)

    — 1 week ago
    That moment when you’re the whitest guy at the party.  (at Warwick Hotel Dubai)

    That moment when you’re the whitest guy at the party. (at Warwick Hotel Dubai)

    — 1 week ago with 2 notes
    Missing this little guy today. Need to have another word with his parents about a sneaky trip to #Dubai.

    Missing this little guy today. Need to have another word with his parents about a sneaky trip to #Dubai.

    — 1 week ago with 3 notes
    #dubai 
    Just invited the cousins over to hang out in my lobby.  (at Al Qasr Hotel, Madinat Jumeirah)

    Just invited the cousins over to hang out in my lobby. (at Al Qasr Hotel, Madinat Jumeirah)

    — 1 week ago with 1 note
    Home Alone 5: Lost in Al Fateh Grand Mosque

    Home Alone 5: Lost in Al Fateh Grand Mosque

    — 3 weeks ago with 2 notes
    Fortune and glory, kid. 

Channeling India Jones in #Seef.  (at Bahrain Fort)

    Fortune and glory, kid. 

    Channeling India Jones in #Seef. (at Bahrain Fort)

    — 4 weeks ago
    #seef 
    There’s something about Mary Poppins. (at The Ritz-Carlton, Bahrain Hotel & Spa)

    There’s something about Mary Poppins. (at The Ritz-Carlton, Bahrain Hotel & Spa)

    — 1 month ago with 1 note
    Looks like @kudosbyproxy managed to photobomb @peetaplanet at an @a4space collaboration with @freshlygroundsounds at Al Serkal Avenue Galleries Night, yeah? (at Al Serkal Avenue, Al Quoz)

    Looks like @kudosbyproxy managed to photobomb @peetaplanet at an @a4space collaboration with @freshlygroundsounds at Al Serkal Avenue Galleries Night, yeah? (at Al Serkal Avenue, Al Quoz)

    — 1 month ago
    Number 2: get inked. Can you guess what it is? #30before30 #tattoo #ink #sneakpreview #manchester (at Manchester Ink)

    Number 2: get inked. Can you guess what it is? #30before30 #tattoo #ink #sneakpreview #manchester (at Manchester Ink)

    — 1 month ago
    #sneakpreview  #tattoo  #ink  #manchester  #30before30 
    It begins. I have a list of 30 things to do before I turn 30 - and I don’t have long. Number 1: take my mum to the summit of Mount Snowdon. (at Snowdonia National Park)

    It begins. I have a list of 30 things to do before I turn 30 - and I don’t have long. Number 1: take my mum to the summit of Mount Snowdon. (at Snowdonia National Park)

    — 1 month ago with 2 notes