Steven John Bond.

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British reporter in Dubai.
Into all the usual stuff.
Enough unction to function.

twitter.com/StevenJohnBond:

    I’ll have a coconut latte. But hold the latte. And I’ll hold the coconut. (at Bur Dubai)

    I’ll have a coconut latte. But hold the latte. And I’ll hold the coconut. (at Bur Dubai)

    — 20 hours ago
    Eclectic haze.  (at Dubai Media City Amphitheatre)

    Eclectic haze. (at Dubai Media City Amphitheatre)

    — 1 day ago
    We’ve got crabs. (at Mövenpick Hotel Ibn Battuta Gate)

    We’ve got crabs. (at M√∂venpick Hotel Ibn Battuta Gate)

    — 4 days ago
    Jetlagged jamboree. (at White Cube)

    Jetlagged jamboree. (at White Cube)

    — 1 week ago
    Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my self loathing. Or my raging erection. #mclaren #650s (at Dubai Media City)

    Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my self loathing. Or my raging erection. #mclaren #650s (at Dubai Media City)

    — 1 week ago
    #650s  #mclaren 
    Back in Dubai. So grateful to this family unit for allowing me to gatecrash their journey for two magical weeks. Jetlag won’t be quite as fun. #golove

    Back in Dubai. So grateful to this family unit for allowing me to gatecrash their journey for two magical weeks. Jetlag won’t be quite as fun. #golove

    — 1 week ago with 1 note
    #golove 
    In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have got so close to Momma Bear. (at Sequoia Kings Canyon)

    In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have got so close to Momma Bear. (at Sequoia Kings Canyon)

    — 2 weeks ago with 1 note

    The Flying Tamale Brothers. #californialove @breaksomebones @yuzan1119 @witica @kellymidori1 @dyfrigberry (at Hot Springs Trail)

    — 2 weeks ago
    #californialove 
    The bride was so radiant, the groomsmen had to find a solution. #elnovio #ojai #cali #wedding #golove (at Los Padres National Park)

    The bride was so radiant, the groomsmen had to find a solution. #elnovio #ojai #cali #wedding #golove (at Los Padres National Park)

    — 2 weeks ago with 2 notes
    #ojai  #wedding  #elnovio  #golove  #cali 
    You meet the strangest cats in LA. (at Cafe Crepe Santa Monica)

    You meet the strangest cats in LA. (at Cafe Crepe Santa Monica)

    — 3 weeks ago
    In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. But we’re just out on a stag do. (at Downtown LA)

    In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. But we’re just out on a stag do. (at Downtown LA)

    — 3 weeks ago
    LA traffic. (at Genghis Cohen)

    LA traffic. (at Genghis Cohen)

    — 3 weeks ago
    Homeboys. (at Sequoia National Park)

    Homeboys. (at Sequoia National Park)

    — 3 weeks ago
    GoPro bozos. (at Van Nuys, California)

    GoPro bozos. (at Van Nuys, California)

    — 3 weeks ago